Hello, World!

September 28, 2024

Welcome to My Digital Playground

Greetings, fellow code wranglers and pixel pushers! You've stumbled upon the digital domain of a developer who believes that life's too short for spaces (hello, tabs!) and that IDEs without Vim keybindings are like coffee without caffeine – technically possible, but why would you do that to yourself?

What's This All About?

This blog is my virtual soapbox where I wax poetic about:

  • The joys of Vim: Because who needs a mouse when you have hjkl?
  • The superiority of tabs: Spaces are for astronauts, tabs are for coders.
  • Static typing: Catching errors at compile time, because debugging in production is so last season.
  • Dark mode everything: Because my retinas deserve a break, and so do yours.

What to Expect

Prepare yourself for a journey through the land of strongly-typed functions, perfectly indented code (with tabs, of course), and interfaces so dark they absorb light. I'll be sharing:

  • Tips on how to convince your team that Vim is not, in fact, an ancient cult (though it might as well be).
  • Passionate defenses of static typing that'll make dynamically-typed languages quiver in their loosely-defined boots.
  • Guides on setting up the perfect dark mode that'll have you coding like a shadow in the night.

So grab your mechanical keyboard, fire up your terminal (in dark mode, naturally), and let's dive into the wonderful world of development – where the typing is static, the indentation is tabbed, and the mode is always dark.

Remember: In a world of IDEs, be a Vim. In a sea of spaces, be a tab. In the face of runtime errors, be statically typed. And when the light is too bright, be the dark mode.

Welcome to my blog. May your code be bug-free and your keystrokes be efficient! And remember;

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  "message": "Hello, World!"
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